Abby Huebner brings over six weeks of hands-on, trial-and-error-based construction experience to the world of vinyl siding—though most of that experience involved her figuring things out mid-project, usually while googling “how to fix a crooked soffit” on her lunch break.
After dabbling in several other careers—including dog grooming, artisanal soap-making, and briefly trying to be a life coach for houseplants—Abby found her true calling in mismatched panels and uneven fascia boards. Her first construction job involved putting up a “simple” shed, which famously collapsed in a light breeze. Undeterred, Abby called it "a learning moment" and upgraded to houses.
She is known for her unique installation style, which often involves:
Measuring with her thumb
Forgetting which side is the “good side,” and
Using “decorative caulking” to cover up anything she doesn’t fully understand.
When asked about her qualifications, Abby proudly states:
“I once built an entire deck without instructions. Sure, it fell down, but only once.”
Abby currently leads a small team of semi-confident crew members, all trained in the sacred art of eyeballing it. Together, they strive to bring C+ Construction to the masses—with only a handful of callbacks per job.
Bob
We didn't judge Bob for his past indulgences with booze or the hit and run charge he has pending that involves a petting zoo animal, we just see potential. And he has proven to be a pretty decent worker. Maybe not skilled, but a pretty good worker.
When not on the job, Bob enjoys organizing his toolbelt alphabetically and reminding everyone that "level-ish is still level."
Janet
Before Janet joined our team, she was struttin’ her stuff on runways across three county fairs and one mildly successful local hardware commercial, modeling suspenders with the grace of a caffeinated goat. Janet Traded in a spot on a runway for a place in a driveway.
Now? Janet has (sorta) transitioned into the world of vinyl siding installation. Is Janet precise? Not really. Does Janet use a level? Only when it doubles as a back scratcher. But what Janet lacks in technical accuracy, Janet more than makes up for in raw enthusiasm, questionable confidence, and an extensive collection of rhinestone-studded tool belts.
When Janet’s not putting up siding that somehow ends up a foot short on one side, they enjoy:
Yelling at squirrels like they owe Janet money
Hosting “Wine & Caulk” nights on Wednesdays
Rewatching Walker, Texas Ranger for the craftsmanship
Despite a total lack of formal training and a confusing vendetta against measuring tape, Janet brings energy, sparkle, and at least 60% of the needed materials to every job site. And honestly? That’s more than we can say for Bob.
Welcome to the team, Janet. Please stop using glitter glue as exterior sealant.
Steve, Carl, and Mike
But we won't talk about them. For legal reasons.
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